Thank You, Lord!

Thank you, Lord, for turning the electricity back on this morning. I promise I will never sleep until 8 am on a Saturday morning again. The fire alarm system went haywire at 3 am in the morning, and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off, causing some distress and lost sleep, or else I would never have been so lazy. The sound of a barn full of bellowing thirsty sheep, with no way to pump their water, was sufficient punishment (along with my itchy, stinky head and body.) I appreciate your life-lessons, Lord, and will strive to change my sinful ways. Sincerely, your miserable sinner in need of guidance and redemption, Maggie.